teathattast:

datmemesboi:

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kuueater:

send this to your ex with no context

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emely-the-hedgehog-gamer:

the2ndgame:

Originally posted by matrixphile

killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

at meal times i like to use my molars to crush seeds and fibrous vegetables, while my incisors handle any puncturing or tearing required